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"This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go."
-Unknown
"A society is in jeopardy if a member of that society must be a fool, a martyr, or a hero to do what is right."
-Plato
"Trouble rather the tiger in his lair, than the sage amongst his books. For to you Kingdoms and their armies are things mighty and enduring, but to him they are just toys of the moment, to be overturned by the flickering of a finger..."
-Anonymous
"Dilige et quod vis faq."
-St. Augastine
 translates to: "If you are loving and diligent, you can do whatever you want."
"We, the Unwilling;
Led by the Unqualified,
Have Been Doing the Unbelievable,
So long With so Little,
We Now Attempt The Impossible,
With Nothing"
-James Weatherford, via a plaque on his wall
Here's another from James:  "A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey."
"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."
-Leon Lederman
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
-Albert Einstein
"Scientists and prostitutes are similar in one way:  they both enjoy what they do."
 -Professor Stephen W. Hawking, Ph.D.
"To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen.  However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen."
 -Professor Stephen W. Hawking, Ph.D.
Go here for a huge compilation of QBASIC links.
Microhof, also a good site.

According to Kingdomality, a personality test that rates you based on medieval professions, I was ranked as a White Knight, or Paladin.  If you are curious as to how you would place, feel free to take the test yourself at the Kingdomality page.  Here's what they said about me:
"Your distinct personality, The White Knight, might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Don Quixote was a White Knight as was Joan Rabbit. As a White Knight you expect nothing in return for your good deeds. You are one of the true "Givers" of the world. You are the anonymous philanthropist who shares your wealth, your time and your life with others. To give, is its own reward and as a White Knight you seek no other. On the positive side you are merciful, sympathetic, helpful, giving and heroic. On the negative side you may be impulsively decisive, sentimental and misdirected. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms."

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