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Due to the new school year, this page is no longer constantly updated, but is still under construction, so some of the links may be down, and some of the working links may have missing information.

This is the Voils Home page. I seem to have some sort of fetish with overusing horizontal lines, but they are very good separators. Any ways, have fun browsing the Internet! I have search engines encoded below, so feel free to use them.

"This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go." -Unknown

"A society is in jeopardy if a member of that society must be a fool, a martyr, or a hero to do what is right." -Plato

"Trouble rather the tiger in his lair, than the sage amongst his books. For to you Kingdoms and their armies are things mighty and enduring, but to him they are just toys of the moment, to be overturned by the flickering of a finger..." -Anonymous

"Dilige et quod vis faq." -St. Augastine translates to: "If you are loving and diligent, you can do whatever you want."

"We, the Unwilling; Led by the Unqualified, Have Been Doing the Unbelievable, So long With so Little, We Now Attempt The Impossible, With Nothing" -James Weatherford, via a plaque on his wall

Here's another from James: "A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey."

"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money." -Leon Lederman

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." -Albert Einstein

"Scientists and prostitutes are similar in one way: they both enjoy what they do." -Professor Stephen W. Hawking, Ph.D.

"To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen." -Professor Stephen W. Hawking, Ph.D.

Go here for a huge compilation of QBASIC links. Microhof, also a good site.

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